Why do I do this?
By blog on May. 29, 2009.
You know when you are really bored. I mean seriously and truly bored? Well today I felt like that. Yeah, just because the LOTRO servers were down for two hours. I thought, two hours, I can kill that time with a movie! So I checked my cable guide and sure, there were movies there to watch, not any ones that I wanted to watch, but I settled on one choice. On movie greats, it was… Conan the Destroyer.
Soooo, not sure why I decided to watch that, because, you know, it was absolutely terrible! I mean seriously, the opening sequence of Conan taking down a group of horsemen, was… so ridiculous! I was worried for unfortunate horses who had to face-plant so Arnie could feel manly! His sword looked so plastic, too short, chunky, and like something you could find in the supermarket for children.
I sat and stared in horror, as this moronic looking thug, who barely had any lines because he sounded all the more stupid when he spoke, and he looked stupid to begin with, proceeded to beat up everyone, win the day, and yeah all the rest of that crap. I cannot believe that man is a Governor, a Republican one at that!? That is something I will never understand. The guy sounds like he can barely string two sentences together, and he’s Governor of California. He was Kindergarten Cop, and now he’s Governor of California…
Ugh, so after about half an hour, and that is being generous, I got more interested in watching Grace Jones slap Russel Harty for being a prat, which he was often so if he didn’t deserve it right then, he surely deserved it at some point. I got to watching that on YouTube, amongst a whole heap of really bad chat show incidents, which were rather funny, and that lead onto an interview with Bill Clinton absolutely owning Fox reporter Chris Wallace. Ahh, that was brilliant! Much better than that stupid film! I couldn’t sit through it, it was just so bad.
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